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      Hip Hop / Electro / Pop
      Live and Direct from the Honky Tonk of Electro, the all time greatest Electro, Hip Hop Group from the 80's, Hyper Crush. These three shit-faced extra terrestrials are known amongst the elite as, Donny, Preston and Holly; two real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy an... read more
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      Live and Direct from the Honky Tonk of Electro, the all time greatest Electro, Hip Hop Group from the 80's, Hyper Crush. These three shit-faced extra terrestrials are known amongst the elite as, Donny, Preston and Holly; two real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves.

      Donny Fontaine is a straight shooter, who once won a trip to Reno, Nevada in a James Dean look-a-like contest. Despite his uncanny looks, he still has trouble with low self-esteem at times. Donny began rapping in the summer of '56 and has not stopped since. One of Donny's greatest achievements was a freestyle battle he won at the Country Manor Home for the Mentally Disabled. "As far as I'm concerned none of these retards stand a chance", said Donny, prior to his landslide victory. With the wits of a pigeon and an ego big enough for five men, Donny is destined to be a pretentious rock star of epic proportions.

      What would the greatest Electro group of all time be without a super Producer/DJ extraordinaire? His name is Preston Moronie, a cool customer on the computer buttons with a pension for domestic violence. In an interview Preston once asked a reporter "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "What" the reporter replied. "Nothin' you already told her twice", he yelled, as he strangled the broad next to him. Despite being a convicted felon and full time alcoholic, Preston sticks to his passion of creating timeless works of art.

      Donny and Preston first met in the fall of '62, during a fist fight at a local Denny's in the city of San Fernando. The two were involved in an altercation over what song was to be played over the jukebox. Preston wanted to hear, "Fats Domino" and Donny insisted on, "Martha and the Vandella's". The waitress who stopped the quarrel was none other than Holly Valentine a big time hussy with a foul attitude and a mouth full of bubble gum. Holly was born in the jungles of South America, but moved to the states after killing several police officers. With a voice like an angel and a mouth like a truck driver, Holly instantly connected with Donny and Preston. The three decided to start the, Electro, Death-Core super group "HYPER CRUSH".

      Hyper Crush is part of the San Fernando Valley's aristocratic super elite known as "Le Brethren De Molak", and are said to have ties with such people as Ralph Macchio and the ever elusive Corey Haim. HYPER CRUSH has the "rap game" in a constant choke hold status with songs like "Sex and Drugs" and "Disco Tech". Once these three mad geniuses set their minds to ruling the universe, there is nothing standing in their way!

      Categories: Music | Dance | Electronic | Pop

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